(Intro at CQS3)

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're so glad to be here with you tonight at the anomaly awards...  I know that you were all looking forward to Michael performing
for you tonight, but in an unfortunate turn of events, he shot and killed two of his backup group, The Three Nikitas. We'd like to say that, when we started rehearsing for this performance, we were all the same size - Unfortunately, Madeline was our singing coach...
And now without further ado, we'd like to sing for you one of Michael's favorite songs, Had You on my Down Time.

 

HAD YOU ON MY DOWN TIME (sung to "Heard it Through the Grapevine")Alternate lyrics by Shirleym and SCC©

Oooooo~oooooh I bet you wonder how I knew
That you didn't really have the flu
You were siiiiiiick and then you were fine
Did you think I was comPLETEly blind

You had a fine disguiii~iise, I must say
But I found out yesterday
Don't you know that I had you on my down time
And I figured out your deeeeesign
Yeaaaaaaaah, I had you on my down time
And now you're, just about to LOOOOOOSE your life
yeah

((Heard it through the grapevine that no longer would you be mine, ABBY))

Well you know that a spy's not supposed to cry
But these tears you can't hold inside
Thought that YOUUUU could play it really tough
But just one niiiiiiiiight with Michael's NOT enough

You could have too~ooold me yourself
That you were really someone else
IN-stead I found out on my down time
That your bossman is a big slime
Yeaaaaaah, I found out on my down time
And now you're just about to looooose your life
Honey, honey, yeah

((Heard it through the grapevine not much longer would you be mine, ABBY))

Well, you know that - Birrrrrkoff couldn't seem to tell
And you had us goin' for a while
But you just diiiiiiidn't have that Section smell
And now we're goooing to upDATE your file

Well it's ruuuu~uuuthless I know
But we're gonna have to let you go
Don't you know that I haaaad you on my down time
And I figured out your deeesign
Yeaaaaaaah, I had you on my down time
And now your just about to loooo~ooose your life

honey honey, yeah
 

(CQS3) WHITE ROOMS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND (sung to Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend)

Alternate lyrics by Shirleym and SCC©

The Torture Twins and their um...tools

A twist of the wrist may be - quite continental
But white rooms are a girl's best friend
A kick may be grand, but it's - too sentimental
When some Red Cell lout with world-wide clout wont spit - it - out

Hostiles are bold till, their blood runs cold
And they all play their bluffs till the end
But square jawed or pear shaped
They leave with their BRAINS scraped
WHITE rooms are a girl's best friend

I've heard of techniques that are - somewhat more gentle
But white rooms are a girl's best friend
And valentine missions that - drive women mental
Using hand-some-vets
With beefy pecs and big ba-guettes

But spys are sly, they won't comply
So their cheekbones we're forced to extend
And if they act like louses, we'll torture their SPOUSES
WHITE rooms are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a - lass tires of torture
Still white rooms are a girl's best friend
'Cause options are few with a - ruthless employer
Who says get that swell - toooo give up intel or fare - thee - well

Time is short, and - c'est la morte!
'Cause they ALL lose their lives in the end
Yes, Small fry or BIG sleaze
You'll hear them cry - "NOOOO, PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSSE!!"

(TALK to me, tough guy- Tell me all about it)

WHITE ROOOOOOMS
WHITE ROOOOOOMS
Iiiiiiiiiiiii don't mean MED laaaaaaaaaaaaaab

Yes, white roooooooooms
Are a girl's best...
Best friend
 

 

 

 

(CQS4) I REMEMBER IT WELL (sung by two very old Nikita fans many years from now)

Alternate lyrics by Shirleym and SCC©

It aired at nine
It aired at ten
What was it again???
*L* F *N*!!!!
Ah, yes, I remember it well

They dined alone
They never ate!
He made her cry
Yeah, it was great
Ah yes, I remember it well

Those dazzling eyes of green Always so polite
And he called her "Jzosephinnnne"
That's right.... That's right

It warms my heart to know that you
Remember still, the way I do Ah yes, I remember it well

How often I've thought of that moonlit night, when they had their first rendezvous
And somehow I foolishly wondered if you might, by some chance be thinking of it toooooooooooo

Her heels were high
His coat was long
She wore a tie
He wore a thong
Ah yes, I remember it well

He lost his wives
She lost her mind
Just like you!
I'll be fine
Ah yes, I remember it well

 They worked for the most clandestine anti-terrorist organization in the world!
The CREME de la creme
Do you think they're getting old?
Oh no, not them...

How strong she was
And he will stay
A prince of love
In *every* way
Ah yes.. I remember it well